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- john_constantine
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Jesus and Satan sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They sent e-mail.
They sent out e-mail with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards.
They did every known job; but ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured and of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed in every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.
The electricity finally flickered back on and each of them restarted his computer. Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became even more irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves."

They moused.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They sent e-mail.
They sent out e-mail with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards.
They did every known job; but ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured and of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed in every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.
The electricity finally flickered back on and each of them restarted his computer. Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became even more irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves."
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- metallicat
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joj i ja sam takva, na tvom mjestu bi umrlaWendigo wrote:joj kad se sjetim predavanja iz prve pomoći i lutke u adidas trenirci.... mene i još jednog lika su skoro izbacili van zbog konstantnog cerekanja pod satom dok se lutki davalo umjetno disanje, a glava joj je ispadala...![]()
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- Evil Xander
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Dosao s puta oko 19 nakon voznje od 8h, popio kavu, otisao doma. Po Bosni me GPS vodio po nicemu, tj. znam put do Sarajeva, ali GPS ne zna tu cestu, sto je cudno jer je 'glavna', tako da sam po GPSu vozio doslovce po bijeloj podlozi bez ikakvog puta ucrtanog, a kad sam dolazio, posto se navecer prebaci u night mode, vozio sam po crnoj podlozi takodjer bez ikakvog puta. To ja zovem pravi horor! 
Evo kako je to u praksi izgledalo:
http://www.inet.hr/~astancin/Video000.3gp
http://www.inet.hr/~astancin/Video002.3gp
Ove godine mi nije uopce palo na pamet ili dosla zelja da odem van za halloween. Bit ce bolje iduce godine, a maskiram se vikendom sigurno kad odem ronit, pa...
Evo kako je to u praksi izgledalo:
http://www.inet.hr/~astancin/Video000.3gp
http://www.inet.hr/~astancin/Video002.3gp
Ove godine mi nije uopce palo na pamet ili dosla zelja da odem van za halloween. Bit ce bolje iduce godine, a maskiram se vikendom sigurno kad odem ronit, pa...
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