...Vicevi...
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remike2
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But, you know, I knew something must be rotten in Denmark. There was no way you could like me that much. Man, I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you... you didn't have a dick.
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boyko
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Re: ...Vicevi...
ludi japaneri
''Ne biste li radije da vas, kada umrete, pojedu vaši rođaci nego crvi?''
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Wendigo
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Re: ...Vicevi...
45´ i bombe su krive..boyko wrote:ludi japaneri
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boyko
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Re: ...Vicevi...
true.trueWendigo wrote:45´ i bombe su krive..boyko wrote:ludi japaneri
''Ne biste li radije da vas, kada umrete, pojedu vaši rođaci nego crvi?''
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Dragonrage
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Sammy
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Re: ...Vicevi...
haha kako ju je smastio 
You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.
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remike2
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But, you know, I knew something must be rotten in Denmark. There was no way you could like me that much. Man, I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you... you didn't have a dick.
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Wendigo
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Re: ...Vicevi...
jbt, mali ko neki alien izgleda iz tog kuta snimanja. 
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john_constantine
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boyko wrote:true.trueWendigo wrote:45´ i bombe su krive..boyko wrote:ludi japaneri
Michel puši karu.
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remike2
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But, you know, I knew something must be rotten in Denmark. There was no way you could like me that much. Man, I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you... you didn't have a dick.
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_ esz _
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Raspisan u Sarajevu konkurs za TV spikera.
Javi se jedan momak, ruzan, ruzan ko lopov. Javio se drugi, muca,
Javio se treci, neki Hercegovac, pjeva kad govori, naglasak nikakav.
Javio se cetvrt: lafcina, govori odlicno, izgleda odlicno, oblaci se
odlicno, strane jezike zna odlicno, ali na svaku drugu rijec namiguje
na jedno oko.
Kazu njemu clanovi komisije za izbor:
"Pa znate ovo je konkurs za TV spikera, da je za radio bilo bi sve o.k.
ali bi na TV bilo vrlo nezgodno ako biste se vi pojavili u TV dnevniku i
rekli tako namigujuci na primjer slijedece recenice:
- dinar postaje konvertibilan,
- radnicima i penzionerima se povecavaju primanja.
Znate, svi bi mislili da se vi sprdate sa tako ozbiljnim temama."
"A nije to nista strasno, to meni odmah prestane cim popijem jedan
plivadon."
"Imate li vi kod sebe plivadon, mozete li nam to odmah pokazati?"
"Imam, kako da nemam"
Zavuce momak ruku u jedan dzep izvadi prezervativ, u drugi dzep i izvadi
prezervativ, u treci dzep isto, u cetvrti isto, u peti, sesti, sedmi,
osmi, deveti, deseti, u jedanaestom dzepu nadje plivadon popije ga i
namah presta namigivati.
Komisija mu odmah kaže: "Na osnovu svega mi zakljucujemo da ste vi
najbolji kandidat i mi cemo vas primiti na to radno mjesto ali molimo
vas da nam kazete sto ce vam toliki prezervativi?"
"To mi uvijek dadnu u apoteci kad dodjem, trazim plivadon i namignem!"
Javi se jedan momak, ruzan, ruzan ko lopov. Javio se drugi, muca,
Javio se treci, neki Hercegovac, pjeva kad govori, naglasak nikakav.
Javio se cetvrt: lafcina, govori odlicno, izgleda odlicno, oblaci se
odlicno, strane jezike zna odlicno, ali na svaku drugu rijec namiguje
na jedno oko.
Kazu njemu clanovi komisije za izbor:
"Pa znate ovo je konkurs za TV spikera, da je za radio bilo bi sve o.k.
ali bi na TV bilo vrlo nezgodno ako biste se vi pojavili u TV dnevniku i
rekli tako namigujuci na primjer slijedece recenice:
- dinar postaje konvertibilan,
- radnicima i penzionerima se povecavaju primanja.
Znate, svi bi mislili da se vi sprdate sa tako ozbiljnim temama."
"A nije to nista strasno, to meni odmah prestane cim popijem jedan
plivadon."
"Imate li vi kod sebe plivadon, mozete li nam to odmah pokazati?"
"Imam, kako da nemam"
Zavuce momak ruku u jedan dzep izvadi prezervativ, u drugi dzep i izvadi
prezervativ, u treci dzep isto, u cetvrti isto, u peti, sesti, sedmi,
osmi, deveti, deseti, u jedanaestom dzepu nadje plivadon popije ga i
namah presta namigivati.
Komisija mu odmah kaže: "Na osnovu svega mi zakljucujemo da ste vi
najbolji kandidat i mi cemo vas primiti na to radno mjesto ali molimo
vas da nam kazete sto ce vam toliki prezervativi?"
"To mi uvijek dadnu u apoteci kad dodjem, trazim plivadon i namignem!"
... what we are looking for is looking for us ...
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remike2
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Re: ...Vicevi...
But, you know, I knew something must be rotten in Denmark. There was no way you could like me that much. Man, I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you... you didn't have a dick.
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boyko
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Re: ...Vicevi...
RIP Bulbasaur
''Ne biste li radije da vas, kada umrete, pojedu vaši rođaci nego crvi?''