...Vicevi...

Sve što ne paše u ostale forume ide ovdje.
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Post by boyko » 22 Dec 2009, 11:15

:lol:
''Ne biste li radije da vas, kada umrete, pojedu vaši rođaci nego crvi?''
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Post by Asfodel » 22 Dec 2009, 13:20

:lol:

+ izlaziš iz birtije ko gospodin čovjek, a neka ti budala stane na ruku :lol:
I mean, a few little tiny murders and everyone just freaks out
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Post by Sammy » 22 Dec 2009, 15:43

:lol: :lol:
You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.
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Post by A$H » 22 Dec 2009, 15:48

Decadentor wrote:Prvi znaci da imaš problema s alkoholom
- Gubiš u svađama s neživim predmetima.
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fora.. :lol:
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Post by john_constantine » 22 Dec 2009, 19:39

PISMO DJEDU MRAZU:
"Dragi djeda Mraze, u ovoj godini si uzeo mog najmilijeg pjevača Michaela Jacksona, mog najboljeg glumca, Patricka Swayzeja, moju najbolju glumicu, Farrah Fawcett. Pišem ti, samo da te podsjetim, da je moj najdraži političar Dr. Ivo Sanader. Hvala!"
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Post by Sammy » 22 Dec 2009, 20:04

dobar :lol:
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Post by GreenHornet » 22 Dec 2009, 21:13

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Zaljubljen sam u Fräulein Unbekann!!!!!
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Post by A$H » 22 Dec 2009, 21:20

that's the spirit :lol:
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Post by Asfodel » 22 Dec 2009, 21:27

Mesićeva mačka

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I mean, a few little tiny murders and everyone just freaks out
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Post by GreenHornet » 22 Dec 2009, 22:12

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Zaljubljen sam u Fräulein Unbekann!!!!!
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Post by boyko » 22 Dec 2009, 22:41

Asfodel wrote:Mesićeva mačka

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:lol:

što ga više gledam to me više podsjeća na mog mačora Snajpera
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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by elrania » 23 Dec 2009, 15:34

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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by Decadentor » 23 Dec 2009, 15:38

:lol:
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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by A$H » 23 Dec 2009, 15:39

:lol: :lol:
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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by ShadowZ » 23 Dec 2009, 20:14

igraju Bog i Chuck Norris Texas Holdem. Kaže Bog: All in, Kaže Chuck: Raise!!!
[color=red]U našem selu više nema ljudoždera, jučer smo pojeli posljednjega [/color]
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