Sve što ne paše u ostale forume ide ovdje.
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john_constantine
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by john_constantine » 15 Dec 2009, 20:35
+20°C Na Havajima uzimaju drugi pokrivač.
+18°C Dalmatinci, Talijani i Grci uključuju grijanje.
+15°C Dalmatinci panično kupuju drugu jaknu od perja s kapuljačom.
+10°C Dio životinja priprema se za zimski san.
+5°C Dalmatinci masovno odlaze na bolovanje.
0°C Talijanski automobili ne mogu upaliti.
-1°C Dah se jasno vidi, a Rusi jedu sladoled i piju hladnu pivu.
-5°C Pas vam se uvaljuje u krevet.
-10°C Francuski automobili ne mogu upaliti.
-12°C Političari počinju pričati o beskućnicima.
-15°C Američki automobili ne mogu upaliti.
-20°C Dah se može, ne samo vidjeti, već i čuti.
-25°C Japanski automobili ne mogu upaliti.
-28°C Vašeg psa ne možete ni batinama istjerati iz kreveta.
-29°C Njemački automobili ne mogu upaliti.
-30°C Rusi zakopčavaju gornje gumbe na košuljama.
-35°C Ni jedan normalni automobil ne može upaliti.
-40°C Ruski automobil ne može upaliti.
-50°C Mnogi stanovnici Helsinkija umiru od hladnoce.
-60°C U Moskvi zakopčavaju kapute, navlace šubare i rukavice.
-80°C Čak i odvjetnici zavlače ruke u vlastite džepove.
-100°C Oceani su pokriveni višemetarskim ledom te izumire posljednja flora i fauna na zemlji.
-120°C Alkohol se smrzava, a Rusi padaju u tešku depresiju.
-273,15°C Takozvana "apsolutna nula" prekida kretanje elementarnih čestica u svakoj materiji. Sa smrznutim suzama na licu, zadnji preživjeli Rus posljednjom snagom liže okamenjeni grumen votke
Michel puši karu.
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Sammy
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by Sammy » 15 Dec 2009, 21:42
You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.
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A$H
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by A$H » 15 Dec 2009, 22:27
zijev..
It's A Bird... It's A Plane... It's SUPERA$H!!
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boyko
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by boyko » 15 Dec 2009, 23:22
''Ne biste li radije da vas, kada umrete, pojedu vaši rođaci nego crvi?''
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boyko
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by boyko » 16 Dec 2009, 12:28
''Ne biste li radije da vas, kada umrete, pojedu vaši rođaci nego crvi?''
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Scarface
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by Scarface » 16 Dec 2009, 14:08
Srića pa znan šta je to. Al svejedno, fuck you dec za ove pizdarije.
I think human consciousness, is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware, nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself, we are creatures that should not exist by natural law.
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Decadentor
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by Decadentor » 16 Dec 2009, 14:31
Ghostface wrote:Srića pa znan šta je to. Al svejedno, fuck you dec za ove pizdarije.
Aj hvala
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A$H
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by A$H » 17 Dec 2009, 00:39
dobra
It's A Bird... It's A Plane... It's SUPERA$H!!
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Sammy
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by Sammy » 17 Dec 2009, 00:43
You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.
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GreenHornet
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by GreenHornet » 17 Dec 2009, 01:25
Zaljubljen sam u Fräulein Unbekann!!!!!
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boyko
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by boyko » 17 Dec 2009, 02:36
ahahahahh predobro!
''Ne biste li radije da vas, kada umrete, pojedu vaši rođaci nego crvi?''
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Wendigo
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by Wendigo » 17 Dec 2009, 09:45
nadam se da će se sanaderu nešto slično desiti...
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Asfodel
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by Asfodel » 17 Dec 2009, 16:34
I mean, a few little tiny murders and everyone just freaks out
