...Vicevi...

Hec · Post by **Hec** » 14 Jan 2009, 20:32

A$H wrote:

A$H · Post by **A$H** » 15 Jan 2009, 16:19

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen all day long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And forever be my very best friend.

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MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a fishing boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit

A$H · Post by **A$H** » 15 Jan 2009, 16:22

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day,
their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where
they made passionate love all afternoon.

Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00
PM. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes
outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she
nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my
secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and
didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!"

Umjetnost laganja..

Wendigo · Post by **Wendigo** » 15 Jan 2009, 16:39

kako se zove čovjek koji pije puno lavova?
-kralj lavova-

Asfodel · Post by **Asfodel** » 15 Jan 2009, 16:40

Šta kažeš kad vidiš crnca u odijelu?

..

-Ja ću Big Mac i veliku Colu

Decadentor · Post by **Decadentor** » 15 Jan 2009, 19:29

Na googleu napisite find chuck norris i klik na prati me sreca

Wendigo · Post by **Wendigo** » 15 Jan 2009, 19:57

true american beauty

A$H · Post by **A$H** » 15 Jan 2009, 19:57

john_constantine · Post by **john_constantine** » 15 Jan 2009, 20:13

Decadentor wrote:Na googleu napisite find chuck norris i klik na prati me sreca

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

A$H · Post by **A$H** » 15 Jan 2009, 20:23

nemrem vjerovat da ima netko tko to prvi put vidi..

to je jos smijesnije..

elrania · Post by **elrania** » 15 Jan 2009, 20:29

A$H wrote:nemrem vjerovat da ima netko tko to prvi put vidi..

to je jos smijesnije..

a ti se isto svemu iscudavas

Wendigo · Post by **Wendigo** » 15 Jan 2009, 20:30

nisam ni ja to vidio.

A$H · Post by **A$H** » 15 Jan 2009, 20:30

elrania wrote:
A$H wrote:nemrem vjerovat da ima netko tko to prvi put vidi..

to je jos smijesnije..
a ti se isto svemu iscudavas

ovakvim stvarima moram..

Dragonrage · Post by **Dragonrage** » 16 Jan 2009, 18:11

Wendigo wrote:true american beauty

Ili American Beauty 2...

slika je BTW 3D...

Wendigo · Post by **Wendigo** » 18 Jan 2009, 15:09