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Post by john_constantine » 31 Oct 2007, 13:07

Jesus and Satan sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They did spreadsheets.

They wrote reports.

They sent e-mail.

They sent out e-mail with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did some genealogy reports.

They made cards.
They did every known job; but ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured and of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed in every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.

The electricity finally flickered back on and each of them restarted his computer. Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became even more irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!"

God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves."

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Post by A$H » 31 Oct 2007, 14:58

lol :lol:
It's A Bird... It's A Plane... It's SUPERA$H!!

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Post by metallicat » 01 Nov 2007, 00:40

Wendigo wrote:joj kad se sjetim predavanja iz prve pomoći i lutke u adidas trenirci.... mene i još jednog lika su skoro izbacili van zbog konstantnog cerekanja pod satom dok se lutki davalo umjetno disanje, a glava joj je ispadala... :lol: :lol: :oops:
joj i ja sam takva, na tvom mjestu bi umrla :lol: a izbacili bi me sigurno jer se ja nemogu kontrolirat kad je smijeh u pitanju :lol: :lol:

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Post by john_constantine » 01 Nov 2007, 09:15

Michel puši karu.

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Post by Gosp. » 01 Nov 2007, 13:04

Onda, kako ste proveli Noć Vještica?
Better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven.

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Post by Wendigo » 01 Nov 2007, 13:07

jutro. :wink: happy halloween! :snakeman: :axe: :freddy: :vempajer:
pogledao Halloween novi.
@ Gosp: kak je u Boogaloo-u bilo?
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Post by Donnie Darko » 01 Nov 2007, 14:04

ja sam u mocvari bio....bilo je ok

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Post by HorrorHR » 01 Nov 2007, 14:44

Spontano na Trash Party u Booki 8)

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Post by Scarface » 01 Nov 2007, 16:20

Nikakav provod, doma čita stripove.
I think human consciousness, is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware, nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself, we are creatures that should not exist by natural law.

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Post by metallicat » 01 Nov 2007, 17:05

apsolutno ništa, gledala zodiac. nisam ni znala da je u booki to bilo.
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Post by Aryx » 01 Nov 2007, 17:53

fino ste naspamali .

8)
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Post by Wendigo » 01 Nov 2007, 18:00

Aryx wrote:fino ste naspamali .

8)
and you are.... :?: :mrgreen:

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Post by Vorador » 01 Nov 2007, 18:52

HorrorHR wrote:Spontano na Trash Party u Booki 8)
i? šta ima na tom partyju? 8)

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Post by Evil Xander » 01 Nov 2007, 19:14

Dosao s puta oko 19 nakon voznje od 8h, popio kavu, otisao doma. Po Bosni me GPS vodio po nicemu, tj. znam put do Sarajeva, ali GPS ne zna tu cestu, sto je cudno jer je 'glavna', tako da sam po GPSu vozio doslovce po bijeloj podlozi bez ikakvog puta ucrtanog, a kad sam dolazio, posto se navecer prebaci u night mode, vozio sam po crnoj podlozi takodjer bez ikakvog puta. To ja zovem pravi horor! :)

Evo kako je to u praksi izgledalo:
http://www.inet.hr/~astancin/Video000.3gp
http://www.inet.hr/~astancin/Video002.3gp

Ove godine mi nije uopce palo na pamet ili dosla zelja da odem van za halloween. Bit ce bolje iduce godine, a maskiram se vikendom sigurno kad odem ronit, pa... :)
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