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GreenHornet
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The Undertaker
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Sisata komšinica u zrelim godinama
definicija:
Tiha patnja lokalnih adolescenata i njihovih očeva.
Usrećuje slučajne prolaznike svojom pojavom, ulepšavajući im ostatak dana i ublažavajući depresiju povodom još jednog ponedeljka.
U toku običnih životnih radnji, poput zalivanja cveća u dvorištu, ili odlaska do prodavnice, postaje predmet vickastih opaski muževa svojih prijateljica, propraćenih širokim osmehom.
Njen sin je uvek omiljen u društvu i ortaci mu često dolaze na gajbu, iako nema Sony Playstation.
Muž joj je kamiondžija na dugima trasama, zbog čega je često i odsutan.
Ortak 1 (drugim ortacima): E, kakvu sam pičku video danas u busu, nije mi bilo dobro!
Jedan od ortaka: Jel ko Žaretova keva?
Ortak 1: A dobro sad, nije baš ko Žaretova keva ali je mnogo dobra!
definisao Chgr
definicija:
Tiha patnja lokalnih adolescenata i njihovih očeva.
Usrećuje slučajne prolaznike svojom pojavom, ulepšavajući im ostatak dana i ublažavajući depresiju povodom još jednog ponedeljka.
U toku običnih životnih radnji, poput zalivanja cveća u dvorištu, ili odlaska do prodavnice, postaje predmet vickastih opaski muževa svojih prijateljica, propraćenih širokim osmehom.
Njen sin je uvek omiljen u društvu i ortaci mu često dolaze na gajbu, iako nema Sony Playstation.
Muž joj je kamiondžija na dugima trasama, zbog čega je često i odsutan.
Ortak 1 (drugim ortacima): E, kakvu sam pičku video danas u busu, nije mi bilo dobro!
Jedan od ortaka: Jel ko Žaretova keva?
Ortak 1: A dobro sad, nije baš ko Žaretova keva ali je mnogo dobra!
definisao Chgr
None off you all seem to understand.
I'm not locked in here with you,
you're locked in here with me!
I'm not locked in here with you,
you're locked in here with me!
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GreenHornet
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Scarface
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elrania
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elrania
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Samhain
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Ide Mujo, vozi bicikl i sretne Hasu. Pita njega Haso:
Otkud tebi, bolan Mujo, biciklo?
Od Fate, bolan.
Otkud od Fate?
Pođemo ti Fata i ja u šumu i dođemo do jednog proplanka i tu ti svuče Fata halj`ne i baci na jednu stranu, a biciklo na drugu i reče mi: " Uzmi, Mujo, šta ti drago!" I ja, bolan uz`o biciklo!
Pa jes` ba, šta će tebi Fatine halj`ne.
Otkud tebi, bolan Mujo, biciklo?
Od Fate, bolan.
Otkud od Fate?
Pođemo ti Fata i ja u šumu i dođemo do jednog proplanka i tu ti svuče Fata halj`ne i baci na jednu stranu, a biciklo na drugu i reče mi: " Uzmi, Mujo, šta ti drago!" I ja, bolan uz`o biciklo!
Pa jes` ba, šta će tebi Fatine halj`ne.
(Romans Chpt. 5, v.12):
"Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all men, because all sinned
"Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all men, because all sinned
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GreenHornet
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Khaos[]
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malo viceva, nije mi se dalo prevodit, nadam se da ne smeta 
(i sorry ako su vec bili 
)
Going to Heaven
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One day, three men died and went to hell. Satan was there and the three guys asked to be sent to heaven. However Satan said that only the good people can go to heaven...so he let them give him a question each. If Satan can answer their questions correctly, the person will stay in Hell; but if Satan didnt answer it correctly the person can go to Heaven.
So the first person tries. He was a Mathematician, and he gave Satan a very tough maths formula. But Satan solved it in no time. So the mathematician goes to Hell...
The second person, who happens to be a scientist, gave it a try. He asked Satan to prove a very difficult Science question involving quantum theory and Newton's law and watever sh*t in between. Once again Satan managed to answer correctly, so the man goes to Hell...*haiz*..*sad*...
The last guy goes forward. He was a bum, so Satan laughed at him. Nontheless, he asked to be given a chair and an electric drill, and he was given those things. So he drilled five identical holes in a circle in the middle of the chair, sat on the chair and farted.
He asked Satan, "Which hole did I fart through?"
Satan examined the chair and measured the diameter of every hole. He turned the chair in everyway possible. Finally he said exasperated, "this hole", pointing to the fifth hole.
"Wrong!!...haha..i farted through my A55HOLE!!!.... I go to Heaven!!!".....
Putting it in
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A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost."
"What do you mean almost?" question the priest.
"Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."
"Rubbing together is the same as putting it in," explains the priest. "You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."
The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then decides to leave.
The priest quickly runs over to the man and exclaims, "I saw that... you didn't put any money in the poor box!"
"Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like you said, it's the same as putting it in!"
smart salesman
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"
Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?
Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -
"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".
Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
"HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"
"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"
(i sorry ako su vec bili )Going to Heaven
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One day, three men died and went to hell. Satan was there and the three guys asked to be sent to heaven. However Satan said that only the good people can go to heaven...so he let them give him a question each. If Satan can answer their questions correctly, the person will stay in Hell; but if Satan didnt answer it correctly the person can go to Heaven.
So the first person tries. He was a Mathematician, and he gave Satan a very tough maths formula. But Satan solved it in no time. So the mathematician goes to Hell...
The second person, who happens to be a scientist, gave it a try. He asked Satan to prove a very difficult Science question involving quantum theory and Newton's law and watever sh*t in between. Once again Satan managed to answer correctly, so the man goes to Hell...*haiz*..*sad*...
The last guy goes forward. He was a bum, so Satan laughed at him. Nontheless, he asked to be given a chair and an electric drill, and he was given those things. So he drilled five identical holes in a circle in the middle of the chair, sat on the chair and farted.
He asked Satan, "Which hole did I fart through?"
Satan examined the chair and measured the diameter of every hole. He turned the chair in everyway possible. Finally he said exasperated, "this hole", pointing to the fifth hole.
"Wrong!!...haha..i farted through my A55HOLE!!!.... I go to Heaven!!!".....
Putting it in
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A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost."
"What do you mean almost?" question the priest.
"Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."
"Rubbing together is the same as putting it in," explains the priest. "You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."
The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then decides to leave.
The priest quickly runs over to the man and exclaims, "I saw that... you didn't put any money in the poor box!"
"Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like you said, it's the same as putting it in!"
smart salesman
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"
Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?
Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -
"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".
Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
"HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"
"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"