...Vicevi...
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maddjuro
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elrania
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GreenHornet
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maddjuro
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john_constantine
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maddjuro
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Re: ...Vicevi...
I may be an idiot, but i am no fool.
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Alastorus
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Re: ...Vicevi...
How is getting your girlfriend pregnant like locking your keys in your car??
Both problems are solved with the aid of a coat hanger.
Both problems are solved with the aid of a coat hanger.
Now I lay me down to sleep,
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep.
If I should awake, and find you inside,
A Coroners van, will be your last ride.
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep.
If I should awake, and find you inside,
A Coroners van, will be your last ride.
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boyko
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Alastorus
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Re: ...Vicevi...
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
Now I lay me down to sleep,
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep.
If I should awake, and find you inside,
A Coroners van, will be your last ride.
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep.
If I should awake, and find you inside,
A Coroners van, will be your last ride.
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john_constantine
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Re: ...Vicevi...
Dvanaest redovnika je nakon višegodišnjeg naukovanja i kušnji u samostanu trebalo biti zaređeno. Posljednji test za njih je bio da se
poredaju, potpuno goli, u vrtu dok gola djevojka zavodnički pleše ispred njih. Svakom redovniku su pričvrstili malo zvono za njihove penise, i rečeno im je da svaki čije zvono zazvoni neće biti zaređen jer nije postigao stanje duhovne čistoće.
Djevojka započne ples pred prvim kandidatom, ali bez reakcije. I tako produži plesati po redu od jednog do drugog bez ikakvih reakcija sve dok nije došla do zadnjeg redovnika. Dok je plesala, njegovo zvono je tako snažno zazvonilo da se otrglo i odletjelo na zemlju.
Postiđen, redovnik se sagne da podigne zvono, a jedanaest preostalih zvona počne zvoniti.
poredaju, potpuno goli, u vrtu dok gola djevojka zavodnički pleše ispred njih. Svakom redovniku su pričvrstili malo zvono za njihove penise, i rečeno im je da svaki čije zvono zazvoni neće biti zaređen jer nije postigao stanje duhovne čistoće.
Djevojka započne ples pred prvim kandidatom, ali bez reakcije. I tako produži plesati po redu od jednog do drugog bez ikakvih reakcija sve dok nije došla do zadnjeg redovnika. Dok je plesala, njegovo zvono je tako snažno zazvonilo da se otrglo i odletjelo na zemlju.
Postiđen, redovnik se sagne da podigne zvono, a jedanaest preostalih zvona počne zvoniti.
Michel puši karu.
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alecto
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Alastorus
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Re: ...Vicevi...
WIN.
Now I lay me down to sleep,
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep.
If I should awake, and find you inside,
A Coroners van, will be your last ride.
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep.
If I should awake, and find you inside,
A Coroners van, will be your last ride.
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Decadentor
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