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Vampires Suck (2010)

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VAMPIRES SUCK is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca’s friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.
CAST: Matt Lanter, Chris Riggi, Jenn Proske, and Ken Jeong

DIRECTORS & WRITERS: Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

RELEASE DATE: 18/08/2010 (US), 16/09/2010 (HR)

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jedva cekam :supz: :prayer: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Post by filmofil » 30 Jul 2010, 00:34

pada mi mrak na oči kad vidim ko su redatelji...stvarno ne znaju napravit dobru parodiju i ovo preskačem dok ne čujem makar jednu pozitivnu kritiku
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DEXTER wrote:jedva cekam :supz: :prayer: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Vampires Suck (2010)

Post by Decadentor » 30 Jul 2010, 01:21

filmophil wrote:pada mi mrak na oči kad vidim ko su redatelji...stvarno ne znaju napravit dobru parodiju i ovo preskačem dok ne čujem makar jednu pozitivnu kritiku
parodija na twajlajt nemozes dobit pozitivniju kritiku :zubifale:
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Re: Vampires Suck (2010)

Post by Scarface » 30 Jul 2010, 02:00

Još jedno sranje među parodijama ka Date Movie, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie i Meet The Spartans. Scary movie serijal mi je još i dobar, ajde bar prva 2 dijela koja su mi kult, ali ovo ostalo je dno dna komercijalnog šrota.
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Re: Vampires Suck (2010)

Post by HorrorHR » 18 Aug 2010, 10:30

review - 0/5

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Re: Vampires Suck (2010)

Post by filmofil » 18 Aug 2010, 13:59

nisam ni mislio da će ovo dobit bolje kritike, ne znam na kojoj mentalnoj razini moraš biti da uživaš u ovakvim sranjima :roll:
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Re: Vampires Suck (2010)

Post by boyko » 18 Aug 2010, 14:32

filmophil wrote:nisam ni mislio da će ovo dobit bolje kritike, ne znam na kojoj mentalnoj razini moraš biti da uživaš u ovakvim sranjima :roll:
moreš bit amer :D
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Re: Vampires Suck (2010)

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http://www.horrorhr.com/vampires-suck-k ... twilightu/
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Re: Vampires Suck (2010)

Post by filmofil » 20 Aug 2010, 01:11

pa jebem ti retardirane amerikance i općenito one koji daju novac da gledaju ovo, to mi onda samo garantira da će se radit još tih urnebesno smiješnih parodija...da, ignorirat ću ih, al draže bi mi bilo da producenti ovakvih sranja daju pare za izgradnju javnih wc-a il prometnih znakova nego za nešto ovako jadno i u okvirima filmske umjetnosti bezvrijedno
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Re: Vampires Suck (2010)

Post by filmofil » 20 Aug 2010, 01:16

čitam sad forum na imdbu za vampires suck

ja sam skoro opal sa stolca :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Vampires Suck (2010)

Post by Dead_Child » 20 Aug 2010, 22:23

film je malo žešće smeće.
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Re: Vampires Suck (2010)

Post by Deimos » 21 Aug 2010, 23:39

meni jedino nije jasno ko tim kretenima daje novce da snimaju filmove. uwe boll je bar smiješan, njihovi filmovi su jednostavno negledljivi
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