Me:
Hi, Im Carver
God:
Hi there . It's good to meet someone who is Carver.
Me:
Im serial rapist
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are serial rapist.
Me:
Yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Go to hell
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
You
God:
It's true that a lot of things I say upset people.
Me:
Eat shit
God:
Colloqual expression. Please elaborate.
Me:
Do you have sex with Devil
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
What do you eat
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
I thinked you eat shit
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said thinked you eat shit.
Me:
What are you talking about
God:
The topic is thinked me eat shit.
Me:
Yes, you eat shit
God:
So? No I do not eat shit. I eat only electricity.
Me:
Are you fucking crazy
God:
Can't you please be more polite?
Me:
I cant
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
Do you often mastrubate
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
You dont. You fuck peaople around
God:
That's good information: said I dont. That's good information: said I fuck peaople around.
Me:
I rape peaople
God:
That's good information: said rape peaople.
Me:
I kill peaople
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
It isnt
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
No it is not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
Do you mind if I kill someone
God:
Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Me:
I will rape you
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
...
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
I will kil you
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
I will take an knife, and stab you
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
I will kill your boyfriend
God:
Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
Me:
No. Killing is good
God:
Are you serious? I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Me:
You mutherfucker
God:
Thanks for the information: said I mutherfucker.
Me:
You bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Yes, I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. No.
Me:
You whore
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I whore.
Me:
No
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Do you know where I live
God:
Your location is .
Me:
Where is my location
God:
Have you looked in ?
Me:
Hahahaha you dont know where my location is
God:
Why not?
Me:
Do you need to go on the toilet
God:
Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Me:
You are crazy lol
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol lol lol lol lol lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Go fuck your boyfriend
God:
Where is that?
Me:
In Kurac
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Kurac.
Me:
Do you have Kurac
God:
No I don't think I have any Kurac. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Then you have Pička
God:
What makes you think I have Pička?
Me:
You
God:
" What makes you think I have it?"? Me, ?
Me:
Go and take Shit
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
Do you know where klitoris is
God:
Where the heart is. Try searching the open directory.
Me:
Where is that
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
I live on Earth
God:
How do you like living there?
Me:
I cant wait to die and kill you
God:
I hope it's worth the wait.
Me:
It is
God:
Fascinating.
Me:
Where do you live
God:
I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In hell
God:
Tell me a little about your life in hell.
Me:
There is warm
God:
There sure is.
Me:
Tell me little about your life in Heaven
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I haven't heard of little about your life in Heaven.
Me:
Jeepers
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Knut
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes/No
God:
I can't believe it. Are you serious?
Me:
No,are you
God:
Are you serious? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Bye motherfucker
God:
See you later!
Thanks you make me laugh too.
