- Mesar ga pogleda i kaže: "Nemam care, ali imam pizdu od krave za usnu harmoniku.".
...Vicevi...
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Alastorus
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- Dolazi tip u mesnicu i pita: "Imate li žilu od BIKA za bass gitaru?".
- Mesar ga pogleda i kaže: "Nemam care, ali imam pizdu od krave za usnu harmoniku.".
- Mesar ga pogleda i kaže: "Nemam care, ali imam pizdu od krave za usnu harmoniku.".
Now I lay me down to sleep,
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep.
If I should awake, and find you inside,
A Coroners van, will be your last ride.
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep.
If I should awake, and find you inside,
A Coroners van, will be your last ride.
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Fräulein Unbekann
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Alastorus
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Now I lay me down to sleep,
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep.
If I should awake, and find you inside,
A Coroners van, will be your last ride.
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep.
If I should awake, and find you inside,
A Coroners van, will be your last ride.
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john_constantine
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john_constantine
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priča neki frajer kako je lovio ribu i slučajno ulovio žabu. I žaba ga gnjavi da ga poljubi, pa će se pretvoriti u princezu. A lik razmišlja kako ima sve što mu treba u životu, pa odbije. Žaba ne odustaje, gnjavi i gnjavi, pa na kraju kaže: hoćeš da ti onda popušim kurac? A lik: ajde, može
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Gospodine sudac, nisam očekivao da će princeza imati 12 godina!
Michel puši karu.
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Fräulein Unbekann
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Šta kaže plavuša kad se probudi ispod krave?
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Šta je dečki, još ste tu?
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john_constantine wrote:ne kužim što je smiješno u toj slici?
žena je ovoga lika s nekim prevarila, i sad kad ju je taj netko napucao radi mlađe; vratila se prvobitne momku, i umjesto da se kako spada ispriča, krenula je đibu pjevat; te dobila po faci
I may be an idiot, but i am no fool.
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