...Vicevi...

Sve što ne paše u ostale forume ide ovdje.
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Post by john_constantine » 05 Feb 2012, 20:22

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Michel puši karu.

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Post by maddjuro » 05 Feb 2012, 21:02

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I may be an idiot, but i am no fool.

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Post by Alastorus » 06 Feb 2012, 13:42

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Now I lay me down to sleep, ​
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep. ​
If I should awake, and find you inside, ​
A Coroners van, will be your last ride. ​

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Post by Decadentor » 07 Feb 2012, 02:03

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:lol: :lol:
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Post by Josef K » 07 Feb 2012, 13:11

I hear voices :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Alastorus » 07 Feb 2012, 16:28

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aussie pride!
Now I lay me down to sleep, ​
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep. ​
If I should awake, and find you inside, ​
A Coroners van, will be your last ride. ​

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Post by GreenHornet » 07 Feb 2012, 19:38

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Zaljubljen sam u Fräulein Unbekann!!!!!

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Post by Decadentor » 10 Feb 2012, 01:15

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CAR :prayer: :prayer: :lol:
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Post by GreenHornet » 10 Feb 2012, 17:13

KOJI KRALJ! :prayer: :prayer:


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Post by john_constantine » 10 Feb 2012, 19:27

Guy i Denis su dva mentalna bolesnika koja su smjestena u psihijatrijskoj bolnici. Jednog dana Denis, hodajuci pored bazena padne u vodu i potone. Ne časeći časa, Guy skoči i spasi Denisa od sigurne smrti.

Kada je direktor bolnice saznao za herojski akt Guy-a odluči ga nagraditi otpustom iz bolnice smatrajući da nije lud kad je u stanju spasiti zivot drugom.

Direktor je osobno izrazio želju da tu odluku kaže Guy-u.

– Guy, imam jednu dobru i jednu lošu vijest - reče direktor. Dobra je da ćemo te otpustiti iz bolnice jer si pokazao veliku hrabrost a time i dokazao da si povratio svoju mentalnu ravnotežu tj da si ozdravio. Loša vijest je da se Denis objesio u sobi opasačem od bademantila.

Guy će na sve to: nije se Denis objesio, to sam ga ja objesio da se osuši!!
Michel puši karu.

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Post by Sammy » 11 Feb 2012, 00:02

:lol: :lol:

lolam se na ovo već 15 minuta
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Post by Alastorus » 11 Feb 2012, 19:29

Sreo tip bivšu i kaže:

- Imam novog komada, ali sam jučer mislio na tebe.
- Oooo, kako si zlatan... nedostajem ti? - upita ona.
- Ne. Ali mi pomaže da ne svršim prebrzo.
Now I lay me down to sleep, ​
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep. ​
If I should awake, and find you inside, ​
A Coroners van, will be your last ride. ​

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Post by GreenHornet » 11 Feb 2012, 20:38

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:mrgreen: :lol:
Zaljubljen sam u Fräulein Unbekann!!!!!

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