...Vicevi...
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Asfodel
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http://motivationalpostersonline.blogsp ... nalds.html (imai starih fora, al dobro)
I mean, a few little tiny murders and everyone just freaks out
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Asfodel
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Jednom u JNA
Kapetan objašnjava vojnicima pojam asocijacije ...
Uzme iz džepa maramicu i počne mahati s njom ...
Kapetan: 'Ivice! Na šta ti pomisliš, kad ja mašem maramicom?'
Ivica: 'Na rastanak, druže kapetane. Mama mi maše maramicom, a ja odlazim...
ja se opraštam ...'
Kapetan: 'Odlično! Asocijacija je rastanak ... Stevo, a na šta ti
pomisliš, kad ja mašem maramicom?'
Stevo: 'Na ples, druže naredniče. Mi plešemo kolo, izvadimo maramice i mašemo njima ...'
Kapetan: 'Odlično! U tom je slučaju asocijacija ples. Zlajo, na šta ti
pomisliš, kad ja mašem maramicom?'
Zlajo: 'Na pičku, druže kapetane!'
Kapetan: 'Pa kako možes da pomisliš na pičku, kad ja mašem maramicom!?!?!!'
Zlajo: 'Druže kapetane, ja non-stop mislim na pičku, maho ti maramicom il' ne maho!
Kapetan objašnjava vojnicima pojam asocijacije ...
Uzme iz džepa maramicu i počne mahati s njom ...
Kapetan: 'Ivice! Na šta ti pomisliš, kad ja mašem maramicom?'
Ivica: 'Na rastanak, druže kapetane. Mama mi maše maramicom, a ja odlazim...
ja se opraštam ...'
Kapetan: 'Odlično! Asocijacija je rastanak ... Stevo, a na šta ti
pomisliš, kad ja mašem maramicom?'
Stevo: 'Na ples, druže naredniče. Mi plešemo kolo, izvadimo maramice i mašemo njima ...'
Kapetan: 'Odlično! U tom je slučaju asocijacija ples. Zlajo, na šta ti
pomisliš, kad ja mašem maramicom?'
Zlajo: 'Na pičku, druže kapetane!'
Kapetan: 'Pa kako možes da pomisliš na pičku, kad ja mašem maramicom!?!?!!'
Zlajo: 'Druže kapetane, ja non-stop mislim na pičku, maho ti maramicom il' ne maho!
I mean, a few little tiny murders and everyone just freaks out
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remike2
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But, you know, I knew something must be rotten in Denmark. There was no way you could like me that much. Man, I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you... you didn't have a dick.
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GreenHornet
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Bub
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Re: ...Vicevi...
Limenko je odličan 
"When there's no more room in hell the dead will walk the earth." with Johnny Cash and The "DEAD" series
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remike2
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Zadnja 3 su zakon.
But, you know, I knew something must be rotten in Denmark. There was no way you could like me that much. Man, I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you... you didn't have a dick.
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john_constantine
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Pobjegao neki robijaš, i u potrazi za lovom i oružjem, uleti u kuću mladog bračnog para. Muža sveže za stolicu a nju za krevet. Nagne se nad ženu, ljubi je po vratu, šapne nešto i ode u kupaonu. Muž če brzo ženi: draga to je onaj robijaš, 15 god nije vidio ženu, ljubio te po vratu, vjerojatno će te silovati..nemoj se opirati, učini sve što ti kaže pa nas neće ubiti...budi jaka medena volim te! A žena odgovori: nije me ljubio, rekao je da je gay pa pitao gdje držimo vazelin. Budi jak medeni volim te..
Michel puši karu.
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metallicat
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DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES PRAYER
Now I lay me
Down to sleep.
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.
Now I lay me
Down to sleep.
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.
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GreenHornet
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Re: ...Vicevi...
Ulazi Mujo u kucu i s vrata kaze Fati: - Izjeba me Inter za sto evra!
- A mene Milan - odgovori Fata.
- Daj da vidim listic.
- Nije mi ostavio nikakav listic ....!
- A mene Milan - odgovori Fata.
- Daj da vidim listic.
- Nije mi ostavio nikakav listic ....!
Zaljubljen sam u Fräulein Unbekann!!!!!
